Ugh. Mondays. I absolutely hate them, I think they are the most pointless day in the week. All I want to do is sleep, however I have a silly thing called a full-time job that I have to get up for. I know for sure that I’m not the only one that hates Mondays. It should be called the day of death. It’s the end of your weekend and you have to get up early – It’s disgusting.
Whoever came up with the idea of Mondays is an idiot. (I’m sorry but it’s true). No one with a sane mind likes them – Maybe we should start a petition to cancel mondays? The amount of coffee that I consume on a Monday is clearly a health issue. With cancelling Mondays it would be helping the population (mainly me) to stop in taking so much caffeine. Like seriously it can cause high blood pressure, diabetes, literally anything. – Not good at all. Come to think of it, our employers are enabling us to have caffeine by getting us in early on a Monday. There are studies that say people don’t function properly until after 9-10am. Like some schools won’t open until 11 as they know students to dont focus before then, I seriously think that companies need to look into this.. only for Mondays at least.
Mondays are espically hard for me. My bed is like my soul mate. It calls to me, opening it’s warm cosy sheets, my head tells me to get up but my bed reels me back into its comforts and I turn my alarm off. My bed makes me question, ‘do I REALLY need this job?’ – I mean I could just be a professional sleeper! Yeah, that sounds good!
Plus traffic is always a nightmare on Mondays. It’s like everyone is eager to go to work or something. It’s always a tense time driving on a Monday, everyone is speeding, tired and angry that they have to leave there bed. 9 times out of 10 you can look over to the car next to you and the person is yawning or frowning. – Like come on people smile!
My biggest hate, is that on the weekends I’m able to get up early and start doing things, however on a Monday I cannot seem to get up at all. It’s so frustrating. It’s like your brain plays mental tricks on you.
Mondays aren’t all bad, I guess. Especially when your on holiday and wake up to a full English breakfast with champagne. – Now that’s a Monday I like. Maybe I could pitch that to my boss and see they can arrange that for me. (Not hopeful but I’ll let you know).
The Insider x